Hello, folks! NearFar Jack here with some SkippyShorts news! This website is a bit unda-construction, alas, alack, but we're working hard to make it fully functional! This site will serve as the base for everything NearFar, we're just swamped, Greg and I are going crazy trying to make new Skippy Videos, grappling with the trials of starting a business, coming up with stuff to sell, putting together clips for a TV spot, building websites, and working at our day-jobs. It's a busy life for the puppet enterpenuers of tomorrow! Anyways, for now this site will be an under construction blog! And that's good enough for Grover!

If it's good enough for Grover, it's good enough for

EVERYONE!

Anyways! On to the good stuff! We've got some T-Shirt designs ready to go! The way we're gonna do this, since this is our first time making t-shirts, we'll let you see the designs, and you can pre-order the shirts! The shirts sell at

12.00$

Each! And all proceeds will go to a great charity known as, "The Get Finney a Sandwich Pledge Drive!"

God Bless the poor fella! Anyways, so, if you see a shirt you like, contact us and let us know you want to purchase it! If we hear from at least 10 people we'll start printing up some shirts! So here are the shirts we got!

And Up-Close in all their glory....

Just tell us which one one want! :)

Also, I understand it's totally stupid we don't have a Skippy shirt yet. We're working on it. Trust us. It'll be good.

Jack, Out!

Here's the new one. Rapunzel, a classic, traditional SkippyShorts short-short! It's short! Yeah!

Again, we are trying to be hip with the times. This is our bash on the good Mrs. Clinton. Seriously folks, she's crazy. She's practically asking to be made fun